Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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