Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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