Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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