It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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