Buhtt sex?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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