i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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