Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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