well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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