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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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