We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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