why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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