we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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