we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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