Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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