There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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