I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
