Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A+ Viking dick
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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