what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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