too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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