I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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