ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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