in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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