Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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