Pappa wants mamma naked
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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