I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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