Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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