I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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