About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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