I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
