I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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