We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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