Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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