you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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