it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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