I wish I only lived at night.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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