Do you still have your period?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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