So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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