She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My dick has a subreddit
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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