found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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