The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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