Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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