If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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