No awkward lesbian experiences without me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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