You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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