im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
im six kinds of drunk right now
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Panties = found
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