at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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