ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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