he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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