where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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