oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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