can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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