Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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