..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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