oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Randomize