another moral hangover. fuck.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize