C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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