Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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