Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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