its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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