Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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